200+ Funny & Creative Messages for Expectant Mothers

Got a friend with a baby on board and a sense of humor? Dive into our collection of 200+ funny messages for expectant mothers!

From belly bump jokes to diaper duty warnings, these messages add laughter to the magical (and messy) journey of pregnancy.

Whether you’re texting a mama to be or writing on a baby shower card, these funny messages for expectant mothers are guaranteed to bring smiles!

The Benefits of Choosing Funny Messages for Expectant Mothers

• Relieve Stress: A humorous message lightens the mood during the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy.

• Strengthen Bonds: Funny messages show care and connection in a playful way.

• Perfect for Keepsakes: Humor makes messages memorable for baby books or scrapbooks.

• Celebrate the Journey: Laughing through pregnancy is a joyful way to cherish the bump-to-baby ride.

Funny Messages for Expectant Mothers

1. Pregnancy: when your body’s doing CrossFit and you’re just lying down.
2. You’re not glowing that’s sweat and rage from dropping your snack.
3. Nine months of magic… and no pants that fit.
4. You’re building a human. Now go demand snacks like a queen.
5. Cravings don’t count as calories they’re baby-fueled needs.
6. If “mood swing” was an Olympic sport, you’d be bringing home gold.
7. That bump isn’t big it’s just a temporary built-in table.
8. You’re the only person allowed to nap, cry, and eat cake all at once.
9. Every kick is baby’s way of saying, “Don’t forget the ice cream.”
10. You’re basically a superhero just with more bathroom breaks.
11. Who needs abs when you’ve got a full-blown belly superstar?
12. Stretch marks? Nah, those are tiger stripes of motherhood.
13. Your belly’s not big it’s just full of awesome.
14. You sneeze once and pee a little? Welcome to the club.
15. If nesting was a job, you’d be Employee of the Month.

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Cute Messages for Expectant Mothers

1. You’re already a wonderful mom, your baby just hasn’t met you yet.
2. Every heartbeat inside you is a tiny love letter.
3. You’re glowing with love, and it shows in every smile.
4. Your belly is full of dreams waiting to come true.
5. That tiny flutter is your baby saying, “Hi, Mom!”
6. You carry not just a baby, but the start of a beautiful story.
7. Motherhood has already made you magic.
8. You’re growing a miracle, one heartbeat at a time.
9. Your love began the moment you saw two pink lines.
10. A little piece of your heart is growing inside you.
11. You’re the whole world to someone you haven’t even met yet.
12. Your strength is silent, your love already loud.
13. The best is yet to come, and it starts with a giggle.
14. You’re doing amazing, Mama, even on the tough days.
15. Every stretch, every kick, every moment is pure love in motion.

Cool Messages for Expectant Mothers

1. You’re not just expecting, you’re leveling up to Supermom mode.
2. That baby bump is the ultimate flex.
3. You’re rocking motherhood before the baby even arrives.
4. You don’t need a cape, you’ve got cravings and confidence.
5. Your glow could outshine the sun.
6. Making a human is the coolest thing ever.
7. Pregnancy suits you like a limited-edition designer outfit.
8. You’re turning belly kicks into daily high fives.
9. You’re calm, collected, and totally crushing it.
10. Creating life and still keeping your style is legendary.
11. You’re redefining what cool looks like, one trimester at a time.
12. Forget chill, you’re pregnancy-level cool.
13. Soon you’ll be someone’s whole world and still look fabulous doing it.
14. That’s not a glow up, that’s a grow up.
15. You’re bringing a whole vibe and a whole baby.

Funny Expectant Mothers Messages for Sister

1. You’re about to become a mom and I’m about to become the cooler relative.
2. I hope your baby inherits your sass and not your sense of direction.
3. From mood swings to maternity jeans, you wear pregnancy like a comedy show.
4. Your baby’s first word might be “snack” at this rate.
5. Enjoy the belly rubs while they last, sis.
6. I still can’t believe you’re growing a human and not just bloated.
7. You used to boss me around, now your baby will.
8. You’re glowing, or maybe that’s just sweat from trying to tie your shoes.
9. You’re officially allowed to cry over cookies and call it hormones.
10. The baby’s kicking? Or is that your stomach protesting more pickles.
11. Who needs a gym when you’ve got a baby doing karate inside.
12. You’re rocking this pregnancy thing like a reality TV queen.

Funny Expectant Mothers Messages for Nurses

1. Nurses deserve medals for dealing with contractions and complaints at the same time.
2. Thank you for smiling while I screamed and blamed you for the pain.
3. You survived my mood swings and snack demands like a champ.
4. If I asked for a foot massage mid-labor, I swear it was the baby talking.
5. Nurses are the real MVPs of the delivery room.
6. I pushed a baby out, but you pushed me through it.
7. Thank you for not laughing when I asked if I was dying.
8. If I said anything dramatic during labor, please delete it from your memory.
9. You held my hand while I yelled at my partner true hero.
10. Nurses should get hazard pay for hearing the things I said during contractions.
11. If sarcasm could induce labor, I’d owe it to you.
12. You brought calm, care, and ice chips in that order.

Funny Expectant Mothers Messages for Nephew

1. You’re about to have a tiny cousin who will steal your snacks and your spotlight.
2. Get ready for baby talk, diaper duty, and lots of loud crying that’s not from you.
3. Don’t worry, you’ll still be my favorite until the baby learns how to say your name.
4. Your new cousin is coming to ruin naps and rearrange your toy shelf.
5. This baby is going to look up to you and possibly throw up on you.
6. You better start practicing your diaper changing skills.
7. Soon there’ll be someone else stealing attention at family dinners.
8. Congratulations, you’re being promoted to Chief Cuddle Assistant.
9. You’ll always be my first baby… but now there’s a backup.
10. Hope you like sharing your favorite aunt, because I’m about to be twice as busy.
11. You’ll be the cool older cousin with all the secrets and snacks.
12. Don’t teach the baby all your mischief — just some of it.

Funny Expectant Mothers Messages for the Bride

1. Who needs a bouquet when you’re carrying a baby bump down the aisle.
2. You’re glowing and it’s not just because of love and hormones.
3. Walking the aisle with a plus one in your belly is next-level bridal style.
4. Your wedding dress has never seen this kind of curve before.
5. Something borrowed, something blue, something kicking too.
6. You said yes to the dress and the diapers.
7. Bridal glow plus baby glow equals total goddess.
8. Don’t worry about the cake, baby’s already craving the top tier.
9. That bump is your cutest wedding accessory.
10. Love is in the air and apparently so are hormones.
11. You’re getting hitched and stretched at the same time.
12. From vows to vomits, what a magical combo.

Funny Expectant Mothers Messages for Teachers

1. You teach multiplication and now you’re doing it in real life.
2. From grading papers to growing people, you really do it all.
3. Get ready to swap lesson plans for lullabies.
4. You’ve got a new student coming who only speaks baby talk.
5. Hope your maternity leave includes naps and zero homework.
6. Diapers are the new curriculum.
7. You’re growing a baby and still managing classroom chaos.
8. You went from chalk dust to baby powder real fast.
9. Teaching kids and having one of your own makes you a double legend.
10. Your new co-teacher is arriving in about nine months.
11. This parent-teacher conference is about to get very personal.
12. You’re about to have a tiny human who thinks you’re the principal of life.

Funny Expectant Mothers Messages for Crush

1. Just so you know, I’m taken… by a tiny human growing inside me.
2. Pregnant and still crushing on you, how’s that for multitasking.
3. If you can handle my cravings, you might just be the one.
4. I may be expecting, but I still expect a good morning text.
5. Hormones are wild, but I still know a cute face when I see one.
6. If you liked me before pregnancy, wait till you see me with a diaper bag.
7. Baby on board, but still open to harmless flirting.
8. You could be the only person I’d share my last pickle with.
9. Warning, I come with a baby bump and big feelings.
10. Crushing on you is the second craziest thing happening in my life.
11. Pregnant, glowing, and still waiting on that date.
12. If you bring snacks, you’ll win both me and the baby over.